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I dont understand when in horror movies…
The girl is like…
And the killer is like…
and the scene ends like…
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When the teacher says “Class, do you have any questions?”
Outside:
“No, ma’am”
Inside:
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On “My Super Sweet 16” when the girl gets mad that daddy bought her the wrong car
Bitch I ride a bike…
Bitch I walk
bitch I’m in the car with my mom
bitch i crawl to school
bitch i use public transit
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When you were small and you thought if you swallowed a watermelon seed, a tree or something would grow in your tummy.
And you were like:
“OH NOOOOOOOOO!”
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